Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over a opposum.

Knowing that mother opposums often carrying babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough, there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.

They take it into the car and continue to drive down the road. The little opposum is scared and is squirming around like crazy, so the wife asks the husband what she should do. He thinks for a minute and says "Well, it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans and put it in 'there' it will calm down."

She exclaims "I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!"

The husband replies "Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose?"