way back when orochimaru's plot was discovered by the 3rd and he ran away, he said his goal was to get all the world's jutsus......and thats why i question why his first choice wouldve been kimimaro over sasuke

that was a stupid april fool's joke......its not really funny if EVERYONE tries to pull some sort of prank....and if i'd known they would release one this weekend, i might not have gone and ruined the surprises by looking through the raw