Who here works out?

[SpankyDaM]

Working out is good if you're on the smaller size, but to be honest I'd rather recommend starting a martial arts class. I studied Tai Chi for 2 years (got to equivalent of first instructor level) and have seen many more benefits from that than I ever got from going to the gym.

[Stoopider]

First, dance in the rain and dry off in front of a fan or the aircon. Then, eat lots of junk food and drink lots of beer.

Then when you get hit by the 104 fahrenheit fever. Make sure you lick the toilet bowl so that you will easily get gingivitis as well. Poke the sides of your mouth with a fork to get some ulcers. That way, you'll be sick and feeling like shit for the next 2 weeks. Oh yeah, avoid going to the doctor for like 1 week first, so that you can shed the extra's before you recover.

Drink lotsa water and take very minimal solids. (The Gingivitis would help, so would the ulcers).

By the end of 2 weeks, you would have lots somewhere to 5-10 kilo's. (Dont know how to convert).

My Doctor said I was very lucky I didn't get brain damage from the high fever. + High fever kills zits and pimples. Muahahahah!!! Better than a facial.