for people who want to get knocked off in a short amount of time:
take a shot every time Gaara says the word 'prey'.
every time the sword inside the hokage's body moves...

for regular people who just want an excuse to drink:
take a shot everytime Sasuke starts angsting about his family and his avengerness...
take a shot everytime gai or jiraya talk in english.
take a shot everytime Shikamaru says something is troublesome.


just my contrbuition for the alcholic community..