i can just see it, the king will win at one point, but then he'll take his head out his ass and find that the elite guards were killed and that the ryodan are there, waiting to make bug maet out of him, after netro finished with him.

King: yes! 1m teh graetesst!1! 1 baet tat Bitc#! nobod7 can fu## w/ meh!.
pot clean(whatever it's called): the intrest is piling up.
gun gi woman: well, GG man, i'm going to bed.
King: OMG! wen did u mofos com heer? 1m gunna kick ure' a$$$ so #ard in chess!111
Ryodan: yes, let's play 'Chess'.
Netro: Indeed, Chess sounds like a pleasent experince.
Gon: yeah! chess!
Meleroon: with the potclean soon turnning into toritaten, even i can beat you... in chess.
Novu: wait, let us play chess in a more comftorable room.
Muarou: but before the chess playing, let's all sleep for a few hours, it seemes that it's still potclean...

King: yeah! 1'm gonna rape ya a11 in chase!111 1'm fu##ing invnisible! 1'm teh rael uberlurd111
Hisoka (i'm inventing him into the scene): and what would you say for a nice game of cards?
King: novod7 kan mese w/ meh! 1 rulle over a11 gaiming!~~ hoe do u pla7 this kard gaim????
netro: Oh, you'll see soon enough... after we play chess, of course.
King: 1m hungry! gett meh somting to aet!
three elites guards: *dead*.
king: no fiar!11 u lamers attked ma alleys wahle 1 waz pla7ing chess!
Gon: ok, then lets do a game of rock paper scissors.
King: OMG!111 1'm gonna do mgic stikc and win!11 no bod7 can fu## with meh!
Jan - Ken - Paa!


admit it, you'll all pay good money to watch in end like this, if I had any talent in drawing I could make millions out of selling this as a doujinshi.