maybe narutos mom is the one who summoned the kyubi cause she was pissed off cause the 4th impregnated her and ran off, so she ran off and became the leader of akatsuki after having naruto and the 4th sacrificed himself. everybody satisfied?? lol wait id need to throw in itachi somewhere, hmm he is narutos moms new husband so he is narutos step dad, and sasuke and naruto would thus be brothers. there that should satisfy everyone lol.

Wow cant believe i could hold a straight face even concocting that turd of a theory, keep in mind fellow posters that if your theory ever resembles anything like this then you might consider keeping it to yourself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

ROFL