When I started this I was thinking more of something cool to yell during a fight... Some of these I can picture working and some not so much...

If not for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable! - not too inspiring, LOL

I *whack* am NEVER **whack** WRONG! **WHACK** - works for me

DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT??!!! **SLICE** - I can see it

Always put off till tomorrow what you can do today *leaves* - interesting approach

I'm immortal on the road! *SPLAT* - you're just tempting fate, man

Live a life of no regret! **CHARGE!** - not bad

When in doubt hit it with a hammer! *accesses hammerspace* - I like it

I can resist everything except temptation! *Female opponent poses, Assassin loses* - revealing your weakness?

No offense to anyone's nindo meant... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]