Quote Originally Posted by Raven
I've noticed that a disturbing amount of people only have single beds. How sorry I feel for you, I don't think I could live like that.
(insert obligatory simpsons reference about the tall guy in the beetle, saying "this is the largest car I could afford").

Besides, more college good times are had in single beds (and back seats of cars, under bleachers, on floors, in showers) than in double beds. It doesn't matter where it is, just whether it is.

Quote Originally Posted by mage
nothing screams "don't have sex with me!" more than a binary blanket.
By the time she's in the bedroom, it doesn't matter all that much anymore. If a woman can't encounter a modicum of nerdiness without being instantly turned off, then she's definitely not going to be interested in a veritable avatar of geekdom like myself.

In other words, just shut the fuck up, idiot.