how old are you terra?
how old are you terra?
first time: Well it was some time since I and "The Hand" began our relationship.. Somewhere between 4 and 6 grade..
current status: Me and "The Hand" still going steady.. Even if i want to find someone to cheat with..
favorite position: Well it would feel really sick to talk about them.. But if i found someone else i guess it would be the missonary (if that is the name in english.. Or else i guess Terra at least will now what i mean)
god knows what: I cant think of anything sex-related so i just say i love lasagna.. Oh wait, ii also love boobs.. I prefer natural normal breast..
lol. nice twist. very nice indeed.
now, who thinks that the lasagna really is sex related?
Well how should i know what kinds of perverts there are here [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
And BTW i liked that pictures "The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect woman.." that shinichi69 posted.. it actually made me laugh when i pictured that girl saying thous things..
yea that was pretty good
i feel this thread and the boobs thread deserve more attention, i would have posted a pic instead of this spam but i dont have any to post.
i leave the rest up to you now, go forth and post many pictures or share stories
well someone has to keep this thread alive and if no one else is gonna do it then its up to me
first time: Was disapointed. Learned that belly buttons had nothing to do with sex. Wasted a lot of time on this [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
current status: Starvation
favorite position: Doggy, as long as i'm not the one on all four [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
god knows what: I have this rare Cheez Whiz fetish
First time: still didn't happen, [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] even though I'm almost 18.
To make it worse: I could've gotten laid when I was 15, but because I was clumsy with a condom it broke. (BAKA BAKA)
Nothing has happened yet. I have gotten to second base though [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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I hate this first base, second base, third base bullsh1t. Just say what you did. Nothing wrong with being clear.
(<-- Isn't completly sure about the meaning of those bases. Only knows third base is everything but sexual intercourse. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img])
1st base= Kissing
2nd base= touching her breast
3rd base= everything else [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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___________________Captain Dropout For Life__________________
Yeah but what if you got a bj before you could toch her breast? Then what base are you at?Originally posted by: Deblas
1st base= Kissing
2nd base= touching her breast
3rd base= everything else [img][/img]
This is why I don't like those terms.
then you sir are a winner, no categoriazation needed.
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first time: I was drunk.. enough said >>
current status: single again
favorite position: havent found it yet they are all good
god knows what: snuggling ish fun ~_~
Some punctuation would be greaaaaaaat, mmmmmkay?
STP t3|-| N3TSPK!!!! ><'' not the emoticons though. .they rock >>
couple days ago in class i was chillin with my friend and he was telling me that he didnt like to finger a girl, and i said why not? and he said because he fingered his girlfriend and she told him it hurts her to pee now. i started cracking up and told him he put his finger in the wrong hole lol what a dumbass.
I didn't know you can fit a finger in the other hole. Wow, how strange.
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