some of the best quotes:

O'Neill: "Alright, basic survival training. We know what we have, what do we need?"
Teal'c: "We have the Stargate. We need the Dial Home Device."
O'Neill: "Thank you, Teal'c."

Urgo: I wanna live, I wanna experience the universe and I wanna eat pie!
O'Neill: Who doesn't?

Carter:we kicked their asses sir
O'Neill:They had asses?