because Kuw's dad was the milk-man
why is orange jam called marmelade?
because Kuw's dad was the milk-man
why is orange jam called marmelade?
Because it was invented by an Italian guy that screamed "Marmalade" when he first tasted it.
What is more viscous: carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide?
That depends on whether they're in your lungs, your stomach or the air.
Why must I stay at school until 6:00??
Because u can leave at 5:00
What could go up if it ain't falling down?
Anything that's not supposed to fall down.
Who is more stupid: Jessica Simpson or Snoop Dog?
Jessica Simpson by a split end.
Why are they both famous?
Because critics are idiots, so naturally they make dumb choices and put other idiots in the spotlight.
Why did Dennis Rodman dye his hair all funky colors?
Because funky colors are good. My hair is green, blue and brown, thanyouverymuch.
What does BOARD_of_command has against funky hair colors?