Oh, I know, but being a female I kinda feel I should start yelling something like "U MACHO PIGS HOW DARE YOU STEREOTYPE US GIRLS WE R SO MUCH BETTAR THAN U U SUCK!!!!1!" In other words, the raging feminist inside of every girl yells for its release.

And you'd be surprised with the speed I get my pants ripped off! Indeed, I must be cursed by the Kind of the Goblin-Pants, for no pair last longer than a year.