Originally posted by: Poiple Weezard
Had a friend with a wierd sense of humor that really enjoyed two jokes about babies:
Q: What's the differrence between a trampoline and a baby?
A: You have to take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of watermelons and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't use a pitchfork to unload the watermelon.
Sorry about those, just felt that they were close to being on-topic.
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