stolen from animesuki forums:

The very late Obito begins dashing towards the meeting place!
Obito: :anting::?Damnit! At this rate, he's gonna kill me! Did I make it?
(He stumbles and falls)
Obito: Uwaa!
(He skids into the meeting place)

Kakashi: You're late, Obito! You should know when we're supposed to meet! A shinobi has to make sure and observe the rules!

Obito: No, no, an old lady asked me to help carry her luggage across the street, and then I got something in my eye...
Kakashi: My ass!

The 4th (HOLY CRAP): Don't say that, Kakashi. Obito took the time to help an old lady, right?
Obito: Yeah, I helped with her luggage!

Kakashi: Sensei's such a pushover...You should be angry at Obito! People who don't follow the rules and laws are trash who souldn't be Shinobi! Right?
The 4th: Heh heh...
Obito: You bastard, don't you have any sympathy? Quit bitching about rules and laws! At least I've got some self-control!
::Kakashi seems to be getting pissed off::

Rin (Must be the girl!): Okay, okay, enough already! We're a TEAM, remember?
Kakashi: You're always soft on Obito...besides, today's an important day for me.
Rin: Y-yeah...
Obito: ...? Huh?

The 4th: Yes...starting today, Kakashi will, like me, assume the role of a jounin. In the interest of completing missions and efficiency, I'm removing him from the group. This is mainly because right now, Konoha's military strength is at an all-time low.
Obito: ...leaving?
The 4th: Oh, yeah. Kakashi will be in charge of you and Rin, and you'll operate as a 3-man team. I'll be alone from here on out.

Rin: We definitely told you about this before, Obito. We were gonna give Kakashi a apresent!
Obito: Heh...sorry...guess I didn't hear...
::Kakashi glances at Obito::

The 4th: I got this for you. It's a specially-made kunai! It's a bit heavy, but once you get used to it is's really easy to use. You should bring it on your mission!
Kakashi: Thanks.

Rin: I got you this!
Obito: ......
Rin: It's a special personal medicine pack! I improved it so it'd be easier to use!
Kakashi: Thank you.

::Kakashi remains silent, looking at Obito as if to ask, "What'd you get me?"::
Obito: Wh-what? I didn't do anything!
Kakashi: Eh..nothing. Make yourself useful and hold this stuff for me.
:[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]bito looks hurt::
Obito: Why the hell would they make you a jounin anyways? It makes no sense!
Kakashi: I don't feel like talking about it...

:[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]bito shakes with anger (?)::
Obito: I'm the Uchiha Clan's Uchiha Obito! I'll surpass you! Once my Sharingan is fully developed!
Kakashi: Isn't everyone in the Uchiha an elite ninja? I thought so, but...
Obito: WHAT?

Rin: Enough! Stop it already!
The 4th: All right, time to explain the mission. It's near the border.
::takes out a map:: See? This line right here. This is where the Earth country is invading the Hidden Village of Grass. Obviously, the opponents are shinobi from the Hidden Stone... Reports say there are about 1000 enemy ninja along this line. If they advance much further....well, they won't be at the border of the Fire country, but it might be too late if we wait that long.

Rin: So many of them...they're moving in so smoothly?
The 4th: So, for this mission...to beat back so many opponents we need a lot of Shinobi. So, in order to sabotage their advancement, we need a select few...
Kakashi: The bridge, eh...so this is an infiltration mission.

The 4th: Right! Kakashi, your group...well, you guys' mission is to sneak in behind the enemy and destroy the bridge that they need to receive supplies. This will cut off their reinforcements. After that, get out of there.
The three: Yes!

The 4th: ...
Obito: ...What about you, sensei?
The 4th: ...I'll be attacking directly, on the front lines. Hopefully to distract them from you. For today, Kakashi is in charge. The mission starts when you reach the border.
The three: Yes!

The three set out, and on the way..

Kakashi: !
::Kakashi notices something and motions for everyone to stop::
Obito and Rin: !
4th: Nice, Kakashi.

:[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]f course, the 4th noticed the ninjas from the Hidden Stone.::
Stone ninjas: He noticed us...Tough guy...
::They see the 4th::

Stone nin: Is that...? Nooo, that's impossible...But his appearance...

The 4th: One...? Everyone, be careful...theree's over twenty, though they appear to be kage bunshins...

Kakashi: Seems like it...sensei, I'll go in, cover me.
::They look concerned::

The 4th: Don't just jump in, Kakashi...you guys cover me, I'll go.
Kakashi: Sensei, today I'm in charge! I want to try the new jutsu I've been developing.

Chidori!

Stone nin: !! Get away from me!
Obito: What is that jutsu!
Rin: The amount of chakra is amazing...
The 4th: .....
Kakashi: Let's go!