I think it's a dumb theory too, that's why i posted it with sense of sarcasm and irony.

It's so dumb it almost kinda makes senses if you look at previous events in another light.

Jiraiya could be sharing information with other jounins just so he can guage their reaction and see what they intend to do as a counter measure against it. He's fooling other jounins like Kakashi so he can see what they plan to do and counter it accordingly. Jirayai is a master mind playing all sides for some sort of ultimate goal which is yet to be revealed.

None of this is very likely except in some sort of alternative fanfiction. Realistically Jiraiya probably summons a tiny little frog for all his spying needs.