*Imagines it*

EA, in the middle of battle which will cost almost all of them their lives:
Commander: Oh look an exploded mech! There might be someone who magically survived! Retrieve it!
Soldier: But we have no units to retrieve it.
Commander: Do it anyway!
Soldier: But...
Commander: DO IT

*They retrieve Mwu, who somehow survived*

Commander: Great, the random enemy soldier is alive. Let's use our last resources to somehow send him to Earth and heal him at the same time so people can brainwash him for no apparent reason.
Guardian_2000: That's a great idea!
Soldier: God, this is fucking ridiculous.

Yeah and the rest is history.