Quote Originally Posted by Ryllharu View Post
Speaking of cars, I'm driving down the road, and hear a huge bang on my roof. I'm pretty sure what it is given the time of the year, and sure enough, brand new dent in the roof of my car.

Fucking squirrels dropping hickory nuts out of the trees. These things are an inch and a half (4 cm) and at this time of year, are as hard as a rock.
Ouch. That sucks (do share a picture of the culprit nut if you can).

My car has several bad scratches out of nowhere. Well... not really out of nowhere, but the assholes at work that don't know how to park. And after they hit they run away. Dicks.