Sword Art Online

[MFauli]

episode 16 is out
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let me guess: Freya is gonna die, marry some random npc, turns out to be lesbian or falls for kirito. heavens forbid that Klein would get some pussy. :/

on a related note, I wonder how the sexual harrasment protocol works in this post-Aincrad world. I mean, Freya´s boobs rubbing against Klein, that sorta stuff shouldnt be possible with npcs, right? If it was possible to fuck npcs, we´d have heard of rape stories before, that´d be bound to happen with all these crazies locked up in the game. Still, it´d be nice if Freya became Klein´s gf, similar to how Yui and loli girl´s blue dragonbird are sentient mainstays.

As for the action ... I found that fight against the yellow bull-monster totally boring. First of all, dying isnt a problem anymore. Secondly, it was ridiculous how everybody kept slashing away at it, with cool poses and all, but it kept standing. This truly felt like a real mmorpg fight: boring, devoid of active skills and drawn out. That´s why I have no interest in mmorpgs. It´s all about hp points and stats, not about skill. Oh, and of course Kirito got to show off again :/

Now Im kinda left wondering what Thrym intends to do after marrying Freya. Stomp her to death with the tip of his dick when attempting to bang her?

[Kraco]

on a related note, I wonder how the sexual harrasment protocol works in this post-Aincrad world. I mean, Freya´s boobs rubbing against Klein, that sorta stuff shouldnt be possible with npcs, right? If it was possible to fuck npcs, we´d have heard of rape stories before, that´d be bound to happen with all these crazies locked up in the game. Still, it´d be nice if Freya became Klein´s gf, similar to how Yui and loli girl´s blue dragonbird are sentient mainstays.

If she's semi-sentient, then she could consent. Thus, no harassment. Dunno, maybe 18+ years old can have some action of that sort as well. It sure as hell would help sell the game! Business is business.

As for the action ... I found that fight against the yellow bull-monster totally boring. First of all, dying isnt a problem anymore.

Dying would have been a problem this time since they had ridiculously little time to clear the dungeon. Respawning who knows where would have wasted too much time. I guess they don't have town portals you can use to instantly teleport to another party member's location.

[MFauli]

Dying would have been a problem this time since they had ridiculously little time to clear the dungeon. Respawning who knows where would have wasted too much time. I guess they don't have town portals you can use to instantly teleport to another party member's location.

sigh, Kraco, I knew this would be brought up, hence why I included more than one complaint! :P

[DarthEnderX]

I'm having fun.

Kirito using Fire with one sword and Ice with the other is cool looking.

And it's fun how even when it's time for elemental attacks, Klein still manages to be completely redundant when Kirito is around, also using Fire attacks. Whereas the girls all seem to use different elements.

If it was possible to fuck npcs, we´d have heard of rape stories before, that´d be bound to happen with all these crazies locked up in the game.

What on earth would make you think that's a thing you would have heard about if it happened in the game?

With everything else that's possible in the game, why would that be the one thing that would somehow be impossible? But more importantly, why do you assume it's something that would definitely get mentioned, even though it has no relevance to the story?

"Alright, today we're gonna try and complete this quest and claim that legendary weapon! Also, did you guys hear about how NPC be gettin' raped all the time? Crazy right?"

[Kraco]

let me guess: Freya is gonna die, marry some random npc, turns out to be lesbian or falls for kirito. heavens forbid that Klein would get some pussy.

Now that I think about it, Freya turning down Klein and joining the Kirito harem might be a good thing. That could drive Klein to become hostile and the villain of the next arc or the one after. Of course in the beginning he would act all jolly and understanding, continuing to hang around the same as ever, but in the background he would be seething with wrath and working against Kirito (and his harem).

Too bad such writing would be beyond the author of this story.

[DarthEnderX]

Now that I think about it, Freya turning down Klein and joining the Kirito harem might be a good thing. That could drive Klein to become hostile and the villain of the next arc or the one after. Of course in the beginning he would act all jolly and understanding, continuing to hang around the same as ever, but in the background he would be seething with wrath and working against Kirito (and his harem).

Too bad such writing would be beyond the author of this story.

Yeah, cause nothing would make for a more exciting climactic final battle of a story arc than Kirito sword-raping Klein in 10 seconds...

...and I just convinced myself that not only was all this bullshit possible, it was actually probable based on what we saw in the original SAO game. Yui's level of intelligence makes a lot of things possible. I guess she can't be the only learning-AI program Kayaba developed.

Yeah, I was just gonna say, Yui's mere existence makes everything we've seen here completely within the scope of the series.

SOA already has crazy advanced AI that is capable of becoming self-aware. Everything happening here is pretty much just a less severe version of that. There's nothing that says that what happened with Yui can never happen with another AI in the system.

[Kraco]

Yeah, cause nothing would make for a more exciting climactic final battle of a story arc than Kirito sword-raping Klein in 10 seconds...

Why not? I don't know about exciting, as very little about this show has ever been exciting, but it would be dramatic enough for this story to make Kirito need to fight somebody he considers his friend, and make him aware of the reason why the person stopped being his friend. A friend instead of some murderous psycho bastard caring nothing for human life like the villains have mainly been so far. If it came down to it and Kirito needed to sword-rape him, then it being very easy technically for him would only make Klein's bitterness all the easier to understand, even for Kirito himself. It wouldn't certainly make him feel any better. Probably.