GATE: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

[MFauli]

Why is Gotwoot offline so often? Not the first time it was unavailable for several days. I have to try and channel my reaction from when I just got done watching this. Uh.

This anime was written by the most obnoxious feminazi, wasn´t it?! This was maybe the worst episode in anime in ... forever. Kraco, please explain to me how this episode was fun to watch. Please. I cannot see it. So we have stupid Zolzal (who turned out to be as stupid as he was shown in the beginnin; so much for my hope there´d be a surprise) and his helpless soldiers getting slaughtered by the JSDF, accompanied with glorifying music and ... we´re supposed to cheer for that? To find that exciting?!

This series has it ultra backwards when it comes to tension, excitement and drama. Because there never was. The one chance for drama was when loli girl hoped to be saved by Sugawara-sama, but even then the anime just shat on realistic behavior and had the sitation resolved within minutes of it occurring. No tension, no excitement. And now this episode. WOOHOO, thousands of male knights are slaughtered without the slightest chance of fighting back, while female soldiers and the lady knights all survive. Of course, Zolzal gets ridiculed, too, and Tyuule gets what she wants. Then this JSDF leader waits for NO reason, only to maw down another 100 soldiers to save Beefeater and Blondie.

And then I´ve probably forgotten about some shit that deserves to be called out. Oh, how about stupid ass Pina? As shinta said, she´s just in prison, dumb bitch. Although it makes no sense why the JSDF wouldn´t just go in an free her. It´s not like there is any resistance.

Fuck this shit, fuck this anime.

I really can´t tell if this is the most obnoxious feminazi power fantasie, or if the author is the biggest egotistical white knight and just went like "alright, I am Itami. I get the girls, I save them from the evil guys, and they love me forever. Ok, let´s start working!" :|

Kraco, again, please tell me how that was enjoyable. And don´t you dare reply with "it was fun to see Zolzal losing", because that was so obvious from the start, there cannot have been ANY satisfaction about that. When Light loses at the end of Death Note, when the king loses at the end of Code Geass, when Ganon loses at the end of The Legend of Zelda, THAT is fun to witness, because these enemies were competent, they put up a fight, so beating them down feels good (although I´m a Light-fan). This episode was as if I killed ants. Except when I kill thousands of ants, I´m not celebrated.

[Kraco]

Kraco, again, please tell me how that was enjoyable. And don´t you dare reply with "it was fun to see Zolzal losing", because that was so obvious from the start, there cannot have been ANY satisfaction about that.

Nah, the gradual progress of watching Tyuule use Zolzal to destroy his own empire is the entertaining part. Zolzal has an ego the size of Mount Everest, but the wits the size of a single grain of sand from a beach. The empire was handed to him by Tyuule, and he was all ecstatic and immediately launched his petty tyranny thinking he's the greatest man... on whatever planet it is. Yet most of his actions were in fact designed by Tyuule to ruin the very empire, not make it stronger like Zolzal was all the time imagining. How is that not funny?